Friday, February 11, 2022

Autographed Black & White Coven Figures (Ltd Ed of 50)

I'm beyond stoked to team up with my buddy Mark Borchardt again for more Coven figures, this time of Mark himself. 

This limited run of 50 will be released on Saturday, February 12 at 12:00pm CST, so don't miss out. 

CLICK HERE for purchase info. 

Each piece is cast, painted, and packaged entirely by hand, with only 50 being available. The figure sports a black and white color palette to match the film's aesthetic, and each one comes mounted to a classic Coven VHS style cardback. Best of all, every piece has been autographed by Mark. 

Mark has become a good friend over the years, so I'm so happy to be working with him again. Our last batch of Coven figures sold out in less than 2 days, so don't sleep on these. 

Every figure was painted by the loving hands of my longtime collaborator Adam Crohn of AC Toy Design.



Monday, August 10, 2020

Public Domain Horror Toys (With a Twist)

Over the last few months, I've gone through tons of public domain horror posters so I could create a line of toys. While working on them, I realized that a lot of the titles are pretty boring, so I took some liberties and renamed them all. The result is a toys series that's not totally safe for work, but not totally unsafe either. 

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Buy Your Authentic Clown Pubes Here

I stumbled across a public domain circus poster featuring a very creepy clown, so I turned it into this charming clown pubes. 

(And no, they don't actually smell bad, that just reads funny on the package to me.)

Now for Sale: Magnifying Glasses

I love a good mystery. And if you do too, you'll love solving various genital-related mysteries with this official Death by Toys Magnifying Glass. 

Apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Male Ego Action Figures Now For Sale

I made a bunch of these figures that capture the spirit of the average male ego. Unfortunately, I made them too lifelike and they all shattered during production. Either way, they're available in the store, so CLICK HERE TO GET ONE

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Happy Mother's Day! Dead Mom Action Figures!

There's no better way to pay tribute to your long-departed mom than with one of these charming dead mom novelties. CLICK HERE TO GET ONE. 

Anyway, happy Mother's Day, you filthy animals. 

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Dead Mermaid Action Figures

My daughter loves mermaids and wanted me to make something mermaid-related. I'm not entirely sure this is what she had in mind.

Anyway, CLICK HERE to get one before they're gone.