Happy Mother's Day! Dead Mom Action Figures!

There's no better way to pay tribute to your long-departed mom than with one of these charming dead mom novelties. CLICK HERE TO GET ONE. 

Anyway, happy Mother's Day, you filthy animals. 

Dead Mermaid Action Figures

My daughter loves mermaids and wanted me to make something mermaid-related. I'm not entirely sure this is what she had in mind.

Anyway, CLICK HERE to get one before they're gone.

Karen: The Action Figure (Now for Sale)

Since we're all still stuck inside and can't live, laugh or love, I made 10 of these Karen action figures. CLICK HERE TO GET ONE before they're gone.

Quarantine Sale!

Due to the fact that everybody is stuck inside (which is basically just how I live normally), I've stocked the store with more Coronavirus Figures and a bunch of Assorted Choking Hazards.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP NOW before they're gone or before we're all dead or both.

Coronavirus Action Figures Now For Sale

Coronavirus is a sensation that's sweeping the globe. Get on the bandwagon with these charming Coronavirus Action Figures. 

I made a bunch and put them in the store, so VISIT MY STORE TO GRAB ONE before they sell out or before we all die. 

Soiled Baby Yoda Diapers

Everybody’s been swooning over Baby Yoda ever since The Mandalorian came out last year, so I wanted to make a tribute to sci-fi’s favorite 50-year-old baby. If Baby Yoda’s shits are in line with some of the other 50-year-olds I know, that chances are he gets the Coors Lights shits pretty regularly. 

Anyway, I put a few of these in the store, so grab them before they’re gone. 

'Eating My Feelings' Toys Now Available

I just added a bunch of these 'Eating My Feelings' figures in the store, so CLICK HERE TO GET ONE before they sell out. 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an entire pepperoni pizza to consume by myself.