Deadbeat Dad "Action Figures" Now Available

I just added a bunch of these “Deadbeat Dad” toys to the store. Yes, I’m well aware of the fact that they are literally nothing. But, to me, that’s way funnier than an actual dad figure. I’m also well aware of the fact that these look depressing as shit. Between the sad color palette and dirty kitchen pic, they just scream sadness.

Anyway, CLICK HERE to grab one.

NOW FOR SALE: New ‘Bigfoot Dicks’

I just added 10 more Bigfoot Dicks to the online store. CLICK HERE TO GET ONE.

Custom 'Suspiria' Action Figure Now on eBay

I just put my Suspiria Dead Patricia one-off on eBay as a 3-day auction ending this Sunday. This is the only one I made, so don't miss out.

CLICK HERE FOR THE LISTING

Custom Toys Based on Deaths from 80’s Movies

I’ve spent the last few weeks working on a personal project that combines my three favorite things: 80s movies, action figures, and deaths. The result is this questionably-tasteful toy line based on some memorable deaths from a few of my favorite 80’s movies.

UPDATE: I have put them all on eBay as separate 3-day auctions. VISIT MY EBAY PAGE NOW.

(Storenvy has double-sold too many one-offs for me to want to use it for these).

Official 'Straight Edge Kegger' Toys Available Friday

NOW FOR SALE: CLICK HERE TO SHOP!
I recently teamed up with Jason Zink of Weird on Top Pictures to create an official toy line for their upcoming feature, Straight Edge Kegger. (And, quite frankly, who can say no to killers and kegs?) 

Art Toy Mania on 'The Goldbergs'

Last week on The Goldbergs, the cold open featured a vintage Toys R Us packed with an insane amount of vintage and custom toys. Adam F. Goldberg has always been a huge supporter of the art toy scene, and he filled an entire wall with his bootlegs and custom toys from tons of artists.

DBT on Eli Roth’s ‘History of Horror’ (with Stephen King!)

A while back, I made a bunch of toys based on old 80’s slasher VHS tapes. They caught the glimpse of one of my favorite horror directors Eli Roth, and he’s been a huge supporter since.