Father’s Day Gift Idea: Deadbeat Dad Action Figures

Looking for a last-minute Father’s Day gift for the mediocre dad in your life? Luckily for you, I just made a bunch more Deadbeat Dad action figures, complete with missing dad. They're in the store now, so CLICK HERE to buy one now.

I Turned My Favorite 80's Movies into Atari Games

Growing up, I used to play the Atari versions of ET, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back, and a bunch of others. Some sucked (Hint: ET). Some were fun as hell (Hint: Empire). But they all had the promise of being awesome simply by being associated with an killer movie.

More Bananas and Tailpipes Now Available!

I just made a handful more of Banana and Tailpipe play sets. These always sell out super quick, so CLICK HERE TO GRAB ONE NOW.

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Custom Made 'Evil Dead' Horny Twigs

I’ve wanted to make some kind of tribute art for the original Evil Dead for a while now. It’s one of my favorite movies, and it was one of the first horror movies that hooked me on the genre. I put a few in the store, so CLICK HERE to get your hands on a bundle of Horny Twigs.

Deadbeat Dad "Action Figures" Now Available

I just added a bunch of these “Deadbeat Dad” toys to the store. Yes, I’m well aware of the fact that they are literally nothing. But, to me, that’s way funnier than an actual dad figure. I’m also well aware of the fact that these look depressing as shit. Between the sad color palette and dirty kitchen pic, they just scream sadness.

Anyway, CLICK HERE to grab one.

NOW FOR SALE: New ‘Bigfoot Dicks’

I just added 10 more Bigfoot Dicks to the online store. CLICK HERE TO GET ONE.

Custom 'Suspiria' Action Figure Now on eBay

I just put my Suspiria Dead Patricia one-off on eBay as a 3-day auction ending this Sunday. This is the only one I made, so don't miss out.

CLICK HERE FOR THE LISTING