Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Keep Things Classy with My 'Cannibal Holocaust' Dismembered Turtles

Why yes... I am a garbage human being. 
I just restocked the store with a few more custom made dismembered turtle action figures from the classic, family-friendly adventure film Cannibal Holocaust by Ruggero Deodato.

CLICK HERE to get one before they're gone. 

Friday, August 24, 2018

One-of-a-Kind Pool Party Massacre Figure Available Now!

Today, director Drew Marvick released our second wave of headless party guests from his 80’s style slasher, Pool Party Massacre. (If you haven’t seen Drew’s film, you’re missing out on a seriously awesome throwback horror.) The first wave sold out in minutes, and the second wave is sure to do the same, so visit the PPM store to grab one now

Monday, August 13, 2018

New 'Pool Party Massacre' Figures Coming this Month

One of my all-time favorite projects was creating a set of headless bikini-clad party guests for Drew Marvick to celebrate the release of his 80-style slasher film Pool Party Massacre.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Custom 'Death Bed: The Bed That Eats' Action Figure

Out of all the junk I've watched over the years, I can't believe I had never gotten around to watching "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" until this week. Patton Oswalt's bit about it is priceless, and the movie (which is currently on Shudder) is nonsense from start to finish.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Action Figures Based Solely on the Covers of ‘Baby-Sitters Club’ Books

Sass Sold Separately
Two of my friends recently suggested I make a line of Baby-Sitters Club custom action figures (whatever face you're making is the exact same face I made when they asked me). Given the fact that I was reading Stephen King in junior high, I never really dove into The Baby-Sitters Club. But I at least entertained the thought for my friends' sake and perused a few Baby-Sitters Club book covers.

Let’s just say things got dark. While I still haven’t read a single page of any book from the series, the ridiculously stylized cover art completely inspired me by it's wholesomeness, campiness, and general shittiness. So I decided to make a series of custom figures based solely on the super crappy Baby-Sitters Club book covers (along with the stories that formed in my own brain).

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Custom Made "Fallen Heroes" Action Figure Line

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I figured it was time to give Blockbuster and Toys R Us the action figures they deserve with these custom made Assistant Manager figures.

Monday, July 2, 2018

Vintage Toys Updated with More Accurate Names

When it comes to vintage toys, there’s a razor-thin line between crappy, awesome, and awesomely crappy. This extremely heavy-hitting issue prompted me to search deep within myself and update a few vintage toys from my own collection with slightly more accurate names. (Also, my Photoshop skills are, at best, nauseating.)