8 Inches (by 10 Inches) of Sexual Intensity

It turns out, that if you ask Pat Sajak for an autographed photo (via his website… which is actually pretty awesome), he personally (“he” meaning “his press secretary”) will sign a headshot and mail it to you.

To Dan –

All the best,

Pat Sajak

I already got it tattooed on my neck (it’s pretty baller). Also, I think when he says “All the best,” he means “I’m getting a beej under this desk.” He's the man…