Friday, May 14, 2010

That Movie Was Avatarded

OK James Cameron, let me get this straight. It’s 2154 and humans have mastered the ability to conduct long-range space travel. We’ve established contact with other alien races and can transplant our consciousness into them.

Yet, in the year 2154, the most technologically advanced solution we have for paraplegia is a hand-powered wheelchair? That’s like Luke Skywalker getting his hand cut off, and then replacing it with a rusty iron hook.

“Captain Kirk! We can’t engage the warp drive! We ran out of blank cassette tapes!”

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