Rost in Transration

I recently went online and bought an arcade-themed iron-on patch (because I wore out my previous arcade-themed iron-on patch), and found myself a little lost while reading the packaging. This was one of those rare cases where the label is far more interesting than the product itself (like Lunchables or Quicken software).

According to the packaging, this patch can cover up rips or stains, which is a huge relief. Instead of throwing out my ripped Armani suit, I can now wear it to next week's job interview. I'll just have to explain to my potential employer why my lapel has a smiling Pacman giving the thumbs up...