Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pre-Wizard World Interview Questions

Sean Maher and Morena Baccarin: A weenis and a hottie.
With Wizard World (Chicago’s comic convention) less than a month away, the list of guest celebrities grows more and more every day.  The two that excite me the most are Sean Maher and Morena Baccarin, both from Joss Whedon’s Firefly series.  I plan to attend the Q & A session with them, and hope to ask them a question or two.


Here is a list of questions that I will probably need to ask them:

For Sean – Did you research medical terminology for your role on the show?

For Morena – Did you actually become a prostitute to prepare for the show?

For Sean – Since you’ve played a doctor on TV, would you mind looking at this rash?
For Morena – So, you’re from South America? What part? Texas? Alabama?
For Sean – Why don’t you spell your name Shawn?  Are you some kind of asshole?

For Morena – Does the fact that I’m wearing a Wonder Woman outfit creep you out?

For Sean – Would you be willing to find out if Morena likes me… like
 more than a friend?
For Morena – Is that pepper spray you’re holding?

For Sean – Can I borrow $500 right now, with no questions asked?

For Morena – Why can’t I take my pants off during this interview?

For Sean – Can you give me and Morena about seven minutes of privacy please?

For Morena – Is my full-out erection making you uncomfortable?

For Sean – Sean, seriously… What’s the status on that $500?
For Morena – How long until security lets me take these hand-cuffs off?

For Sean – Why are you leaving early?

For Morena – Why are you crying?

For both – Would you two like to come to the Renaissance Faire with me?

Now that's just good journalism.