Monday, March 10, 2014

Life-Size Bill Cosby is Made from Wax, Fiberglass and Nightmares

Stealing your soul as we speak.
In case any of you were worried about not being plagued with crippling night terrors for the rest of your life, I’ve found something that’ll solve that problem. Ebay suggested this mesmerizing, fear-inducing Bill Cosby to me after I lost the bid-war for Pee-wee’s bicycle. Ebay must’ve figured since I was interested in classic movie props, I must also have an interest in waking up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own sweat.

On the bright side, shipping is free. Which is weird, because you’d think it’s expensive to ship something from the deepest bowels of hell via freight. And, I’m not sure if it comes with a “30-day-won’t-come-alive-and-murder-your-whole-family” guarantee, but what does these days?









Removable head doubles as a centerpiece.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Be honest. This came up in your feed after searching "THEO REALDOLL", right?

Dan Polydoris said...

Look, I just needed it for the companionship, OK? OK?!?!?!