See the Creepy Figures for Michael Bay’s TMNT Film

Teenage Mutant Ninja Garbage Pail Kids

Now that Hollywood has allowed Michael Bay to ruin the Ninja Turtles franchise, we’re just starting to get a sneak peak at the upcoming TMNT movie figures. And, given the fact that everything he touches turns into a pile of shit, it seems only fitting that each of these new turtles looks like he’s having diarrhea. I guess the new movie centers around the Ninja Turtles eating bad Chinese takeout and getting food poisoning.