Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Introducing The Fog: The Action Figure!

Are you prepared for a highly articulated, fully lifelike, extremely detailed and movie-accurate representation of one of horror’s most terrifying villains? Well, are you at least ready for cotton balls that I mounted to cardbacks? Either way, The Fog: The Action Figure is rolling in.

I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.” Instead, I said, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.”

Despite the fact that it is just pulled-apart cotton, I'm still relatively pleased with the way the cardbacks came out. Seems like that poster art was meant to be turned into card art.

I made a bunch of them (because I’m an asshole), but I couldn't justify charging my usual custom price of $50 each for something like this. So I put them up on eBay for $25 a piece. CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE.

There's more where this came from (although I have no idea why). 


  1. Dammit. This is brilliant. And I, too, missed it.

  2. i'm sure he's going to list more since he's basically printing money

  3. Its cool and funny. But $30 ahh

  4. gah, i missed it too. please, please, please make more!

  5. Please make more just to stop the goofball selling one for $100 on eBay.

  6. Seller said limited to 15. Hope he keeps his word so his reputation stays solid with his limited edition figures.

    1. Well, hopefully nobody's life got too ruined over cotton balls.

  7. I've got you beat my son - I developed Q Tip Soldiers. I sell places of 300 soldiers ready to defend the Galaxy for only $99.99.

  8. Hi, how can get a nice price box ?
    Shipping to Germany ?
    This box is soo cool, I love it !!!
    All the best, Mario

  9. PLEASE SELL MORE PLEASE I will buy four of them I WILL BUY FOUR these are so funny Please it seems like there's a large enough demand to make at least another 15 !!!!!!!

  10. Wtf thirty for this figure I get the humor but wtf?!

  11. Do you even understand how fucking funny this is

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