Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Introducing The Fog: The Action Figure!

Are you prepared for a highly articulated, fully lifelike, extremely detailed and movie-accurate representation of one of horror’s most terrifying villains? Well, are you at least ready for cotton balls that I mounted to cardbacks? Either way, The Fog: The Action Figure is rolling in.

I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.” Instead, I said, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.”

Despite the fact that it is just pulled-apart cotton, I'm still relatively pleased with the way the cardbacks came out. Seems like that poster art was meant to be turned into card art.

I made a bunch of them (because I’m an asshole), but I couldn't justify charging my usual custom price of $50 each for something like this. So I put them up on eBay for $25 a piece. CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE.


There's more where this came from (although I have no idea why). 

21 comments:

  1. Dammit. This is brilliant. And I, too, missed it.

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  2. i'm sure he's going to list more since he's basically printing money

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  3. gah, i missed it too. please, please, please make more!

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  4. Please make more just to stop the goofball selling one for $100 on eBay.

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  5. Seller said limited to 15. Hope he keeps his word so his reputation stays solid with his limited edition figures.

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    1. Well, hopefully nobody's life got too ruined over cotton balls.

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    2. Need to make more of these

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  6. I've got you beat my son - I developed Q Tip Soldiers. I sell places of 300 soldiers ready to defend the Galaxy for only $99.99.

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  7. Hi, how can get a nice price box ?
    Shipping to Germany ?
    This box is soo cool, I love it !!!
    All the best, Mario

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  8. PLEASE SELL MORE PLEASE I will buy four of them I WILL BUY FOUR these are so funny Please it seems like there's a large enough demand to make at least another 15 !!!!!!!

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  9. Wtf thirty for this figure I get the humor but wtf?!

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  14. I love horror movie action figures, they always bring back the memories of the scary movies I used to watch with my friends. The Fog action figure sounds like a great addition to any horror collector's shelf. The attention to detail and accuracy in the design is impressive, and the fact that it comes with a cardback just adds to the nostalgic charm. If you're looking to add some new horror action figures to your collection, I highly recommend checking out Larger Than Life Toys. They have a great selection of horror figures, including The Fog, that are sure to give you chills. Plus, their prices are very reasonable, so you won't have to break the bank to add some terrifying new figures to your collection. Check out their website at https://largerthanlifetoys.com/collections/horror-action-figures and see for yourself!

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