Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Introducing The Fog: The Action Figure!

Are you prepared for a highly articulated, fully lifelike, extremely detailed and movie-accurate representation of one of horror’s most terrifying villains? Well, are you at least ready for cotton balls that I mounted to cardbacks? Either way, The Fog: The Action Figure is rolling in.

I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.” Instead, I said, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.”

Despite the fact that it is just pulled-apart cotton, I'm still relatively pleased with the way the cardbacks came out. Seems like that poster art was meant to be turned into card art.

I made a bunch of them (because I’m an asshole), but I couldn't justify charging my usual custom price of $50 each for something like this. So I put them up on eBay for $25 a piece. CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE.


There's more where this came from (although I have no idea why). 

24 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2016 at 12:50 PM

    Dang, missed it!

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  2. Saxon FilesFebruary 9, 2016 at 2:08 PM

    Dammit. This is brilliant. And I, too, missed it.

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  3. inn keeperFebruary 9, 2016 at 2:19 PM

    i'm sure he's going to list more since he's basically printing money

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  4. UnknownFebruary 9, 2016 at 2:43 PM

    Please make some more.

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  5. Krissy and GlennFebruary 9, 2016 at 4:16 PM

    Please make more!!

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  6. UnknownFebruary 9, 2016 at 5:03 PM

    Its cool and funny. But $30 ahh

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2016 at 7:20 PM

    gah, i missed it too. please, please, please make more!

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2016 at 12:37 PM

    Please make more just to stop the goofball selling one for $100 on eBay.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2016 at 4:46 PM

    Seller said limited to 15. Hope he keeps his word so his reputation stays solid with his limited edition figures.

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    1. Dan PolydorisFebruary 19, 2016 at 6:24 PM

      Well, hopefully nobody's life got too ruined over cotton balls.

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    2. AnonymousAugust 2, 2022 at 10:54 AM

      Need to make more of these

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  10. UnknownMay 10, 2016 at 6:50 PM

    I've got you beat my son - I developed Q Tip Soldiers. I sell places of 300 soldiers ready to defend the Galaxy for only $99.99.

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  11. UnknownMay 12, 2016 at 10:38 AM

    I love you

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  12. UnknownMay 17, 2016 at 4:59 AM

    Hi, how can get a nice price box ?
    Shipping to Germany ?
    This box is soo cool, I love it !!!
    All the best, Mario

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  13. CatMay 25, 2016 at 12:06 PM

    PLEASE SELL MORE PLEASE I will buy four of them I WILL BUY FOUR these are so funny Please it seems like there's a large enough demand to make at least another 15 !!!!!!!

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  14. UnknownNovember 7, 2016 at 7:53 AM

    thanks for post

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    Wtf thirty for this figure I get the humor but wtf?!

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    Do you even understand how fucking funny this is

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