Friday, April 8, 2016

When 80’s Bad Guys Ruled the World


Nobody did bad guys quite like the 80s. They were scary, silly, stupid, nonsensical, basically everything a great villain should be. In case you were thinking of becoming a villain in today’s world, I suggest you take a few of these pointers from the vintage pros:

Your Outfit
It helps to have a laughable outfit. When in doubt, make sure you’re either wearing your underwear outside of your pants or you’re at least wearing a slightly phallic helmet.

Your Name
If you’re not going to take the time to put a pun in your name, you might as well just get out of the bad guy game, because you’re not welcome here. Cy-Kill and Hun-Dred would agree.

Your Plan
Make sure all of your plans are completely half-baked and that you have no backup plan whatsoever. It helps if the objective of your plan involves something entirely unattainable too, like total control of the universe or a comically large amount of money.

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